Thursday, September 11, 2014

A Kick In The Career: Testing, testing....

A recent post in the Harvard Business Review asserts that the process of reviewing resumes and deciding whom to interview should require prospective job applicants to first take psychometric tests. Since resumes can be padded and interviews are really about first impressions, wouldn’t it be beneficial to see how sharp the tools are before they’re added to your work bench?

It seems like a sound approach, one that could easily cross over into the recruiting field. But what standard of psychometrics should we use to sniff out those employees who will prove most reliable and beneficial to our clients?

Since I cannot afford to employ a giant research firm to come up with a sampling of pertinent inquiries, I will simply rough out a few sample items from the pre-screening questionnaire I would like to see:

1. You have been told that you will have a leg-up on the competition because your uncle owns the company. Do you:

a)    Show up at the interview shirtless?
b)    Work the word “uncle” into the conversation at least eleven times?
c)     Emphasize your own merits and perhaps even publicly slander your uncle to further demonstrate your individuality?

2. You are the CEO of a multinational corporation being asked to do damage control on “Meet the Press” for the first time. Prior to your appearance, you decide to:

a)    Pick out the right tie.
b)    Employ a hacker to disable the DVR devices on every television in the world.
c)     Assure everyone that there is nothing to worry about.

3. A vendor is threatening to discontinue his business with your company, and inform your manager that it’s because of a personality conflict with you. To restore his good faith, you:

a)    Promise to publicly crush him in a series of hostile Tweets.
b)    Point out that you are blameless, and politely suggest that he look deeply into his own troubled psyche.
c)     Get down on your knees and beg to be returned to his good graces. Plus lunch.

It’s an intriguing idea to pre-test prospective candidates. With these kinds of metrics, I believe we could certainly begin to separate the wheat from the chaff.  Or, from the staff, as it were.


The Harvard Business Review post can be found here:

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